An inconvenient marital truth…or three./Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Scott Griessel. How are we doing, my questioning, conservative readers? Now that that initial, tender moment...
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“IWhy are we talking to each other when we could just text?”/Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Francesco83. How are we doing, my questioning, conservative readers?...
Even a motion that’s already as rudimentary and crude as the sweeping motion can be further Alt-ified!/Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Antonio Diaz. I was...
Put your hands down, women, and shut up, too!/Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Rawpixel.com How are we doing, my questioning, conservative readers? It is I,...
“Why can’t I hate like I used to be able to?”/Image: Licensed Adobe stock, aijiro. Greetings, Alt-reading lovers! It’s one of those classic days...
Sign on the dotted line, and then Michael Cohen, Esq. will cross over it./Image: Licensed Adobe, pressmaster. How are we doing, my questioning, conservative...
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Yeah…you’re so fired, you Alt-y–don’t let the door hit you on your Republican red ass on the way out./Image: Licensed Adobe stock, imtmphoto. How...
“How do I work for? Moi-meme, of course!”/Image: Licensed Adobe Stock, Viacheslav Iakobchuk. How are we doing, my questioning, conservative readers? Oh, silly me1...
Stay away, we say, we dont want to catch a sense of one-ness!/Image: Licensed Adobe stock, Stefan. How are we doing, my questioning, conservative...